08 Maret 2008

Anak siapa sih..?

Parmin : "Kang Kolor kok ndak pamitan sama kita yo...Kang...tau-tau ngilang.....emang pergi kemana to...?"
Kang Parto : "Wah...emang kebangetan...sama saya kok yo ndak pamitan....tapi denger-denger sih Kang Kolor mau semedi ke Gunung....biar tambah sakti...yo untung kita masih dikontrak sama ajudan-nya buat ngasih komen..."
Parmin : "Wis jan...gemblung tenan...coba ngomong sama saya...pasti saya ajarin Ilmu Sakti mandraguna....ndak usah semedi jauh-jauh...."
Kang Parto : "Weee...ladalah...kowe punya ilmu to...Min...Ilmu apa yang kowe punya...?"
Parmin : "Namanya Ilmu "KUDU"....Kang..."
Kang Parto : "Kok baru denger....Min...opo kuwi..?
Parmin : "Maksudnya gini lho Kang....kalo lagi dikejar anjing....Kudu lari...., kalo perut laper....Kudu makan..., kalo mata ngantuk....Kudu molor.....kekekekeh....."
Kang Parto : "Ooowww....bocah gemblung....!!!!!"

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04 Maret 2008

Tagged

NOVEE AWARD

Award ini dari Mpok Novee yang baek atinye, ramah, hapal Pancasila, hapal UUD 45, suka menabung, hobi jalan-jalan dan selalu mengaku Betawi Katrok....katanya sih...award ini untuk kenang-kenangan....dan saya juga dikasih PR dari Mpok Novee dan Anggangelina dibawah ini :

DOMINO TAG INTERNATONAL

Katanya biar blog ini ngetop ampe KUTUB UTARA.....eh...emang orang Kutub Utara suka ngeblog..? Kekekeh.....

~~Begin Here~~
This is the easy way and the fastest way to :
1. Make your Authority Technoraty explode.
2. Increase your Google Page Rank.
3. Get more traffic to your blog.
4. Makes more new friends.
Rules :
1. Start copy from “Begin Copy” until “End Copy” to your blog.
2. Put your own blog name and link.
3. Tag your friends as much as you can..
Picturing of Life, La Place de Cherie, Chez Francine, Le bric à brac de Cherie, Sorounded by Everything, Moments, A lot to Offer, Blogweblink, Blogcheers, Bloggerminded, Blogofminegal, Like A Dream Come True, Simply Amazing, Amazing Life, Vivek, Novee, DJ Jojo ADD YOURSELF HERE!!!
~~END HERE~~
Rule: Copy the entire list and add your name at the bottom. Tag at least 5 friends..!
Thea, Childstar, Mike, Abie, Aggie, Alpha, Apple, Apols, jacqui, Jane, Jodi, Joy, Kelly, Mich, Peachy, Joey, All in Korea, Umsik, Ideal Pink Rose, Ricka, Rickavieves, weblink, Cheers, Gerl, Gentom, Ging, Munchkin, Geneveric, Kavin, Mars, JK, Vivek, Novee, DJ Jojo ADD YOURSELF HERE!!!
I would like to share both of this tag to : Adya, Ajenk, Cah Kene, nexlaip, Eagle

Let’s all try to build this up! Have a nice day to all!

12 Februari 2008

Belahlah Dadaku...!

Parmin : "Kang...pulisi itu malu sama saya katanya....hehehe... lha wong tinggal srobot aja kok pake malu...hehehe...."
Kang Parto : "Lha...tumben kowe ngeres Min...lagi kesurupan opo piye...untung pulisi-nya bukan kowe...lha kalo kowe kan urusan-nya srobat-srobot......"
Parmin : "Sekali-kali waras to Kang...hehehe...hiii...belahlah dada-ku....katanya...."
Kang Parto : "Walah...Min...wis kono...adus kramas....malah mesum..."

(www.amuzensantics.com)

02 Februari 2008

Mouse for Women

Mouse yang ini memang di desain buat kaum cewe, disaat sibuk chating-pun ato ngeblog-pun masih bisa dandan dan menerima telpon... tertarik ? Bagi yang berminat harap hubungi RT/RW terdekat... jumlah terbatas ( ngaciiirrrr..... )

(sumber tertera)

Mouse Sexy....

Ehm... mouse ini emang di desain khusus untuk laki-laki yang hormon-nya ndak seimbang.... khususnya laki-laki hidung belang.... kecuali saya lho... halah... hehehe.... kayak-nya kenyal tuw... ( hohoho )

( www.amuzensantics.com )

31 Januari 2008

Kontrak

Makasih buat Anggangelina yang ngirim kontrak ini buat Kolor-Bolong , dan kontrak ini langsung saya tanda tangani… Keep in Blogging, Keep in Posting, Keep in Touch ya Angel….

And here's the contract!

After serious and cautious consideration...
your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008!
It was a very hard decision to make.
So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for You in 2008.
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires!
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words ...
May 2008 be the best year of your life!

Dan “Kontrak” ini langsung saya terusin buat :
(diarynacupid) (pak sobirin) (andrei travellous) (mbah im) (nez) (jane) (ajenk)
(brajadenta) (kimi) (cemol) (avartara) (akuazka) (mr_ilham) (mbak indah) (kopitozie) (mamavian) (wawan) (meruart) (Ik) (designhelper) (viana) (Mr.J) (revo) (stein) (indo) (putlies) (richard) (designhelp4you) (shinta) (joe) (widya) (uchiha) (yahoo) (ayu) (cily) (toni) (rian) (lisa) (ijal) (febrie) (gadis rantau) (cha) (titi) (ratu) (kesehatangigi) (afrid) (evan) (risacadel) (janghead) (tukang popok) (unieq) (building4u) (wiedy) (day) (letty) (adya) (asmus) (gloria) (meti) (santi) (tv online) (endang) (rian) (gelly) (sari) (hadi) (adlianachaniago) (kasman) (gebe) (purnama-yasa) (harry) (nya) (shirei) (kelat) (rahasia-sablon) (julia) (punjul) (kosong) (andiana) (nuke) (si bodoh) (afrid) (sam) (day) (wiedy) (titi) (kopitozie) (duasejajar) (dinoichi)
(afsyuhud) (pernakpernikblog) (catoer) (Mpok Novee) (Mamanya Nadine) (Lar's) (Bunda Azra) (Mas Imam) (hernandy) (kesehatan gigi) (Ade Raihan) (Bunda eucalyptus) (Putput) (dessyfitriana) (alim bali) (jheungrhie) (nusa-ina) (Bunda Key) (nrl) (Zaduna) (Mbak Ani's)
(liriku) (n3bulla) (depe) ( tsabitha) (punjuls) (harry)

30 Januari 2008

Sedotan-nya Mana ?

Woooiii..... mas... kalo haus modal dong.... jangan nyari yang gratisan.... hehehe.... ( kasian... mungkin lagi bokek kali tuh...) hohoho.......

( sumber : NN )